onemuseleft:

shisno:

sarcasticnursejess:

thelittledrunkapple:

How women prepare for first dates

Bonus: How men prepare for first dates:

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Accurate.

Okay but the first set of gifs is not a joke like that’s literally how it goes.

One of the girls at work won’t get in the guy’s car unless he agrees to let her take photos of him and his license plate to text to her mother. If he gets mad or makes a fuss she cancels the date and goes back inside.


(Source: jessicachastein)

sthourbill:

guys do you remember when they had these at mcdonalds and they were literally the best things ever

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